Title: The Daily Life Of A Typical Singaporean
Yes, Typical Singaporeans.
Constant die-hard habits that plaques almost every citizen of thisholy land.
So i was crossing the road on my way home,
and the traffic light near my house is a bugger,
it takes eons to turn green,
and that made jaywalking the 2nd most popular sport near my estate,
second to only suicide.
So as i was saying, a bugger traffic light
which takes eons to flash green.
What to do besides waiting?
One, Wait
Two, Jaywalk
or Three,
BE A FREAKING PRICK THAT KEEPS HAMMERING THE FREAKING BUTTON.
And yes on my way back,
there was this lady who tries out option 3
being a bloody prick that she is,
she keeps hitting the button
like she's playing 'hyper bash bash'
SIDEWAYS.
and a very pro one at that.
Gosh, like come on
the button does not sense urgency so chill the f**k up.
2nd Case:
Ever take the MRT during the morning rush?
Im sure many have.
And also many have failed to get in the train
as there is "seemingly" no space.
Well yeah, i thought so too,
and when i decided to wait for the next train
the current one past me by
with like hardly anyone in the center of the train!!
Singaporeans love to crowd at the doors,
why?
because they want to be
'One People, One Nation, One Singapore'?
HELL NO!
Because it is easier for them to get off,
like move the F**K in LAH!
I saw a guy standing at the door
reading his superman graphic novel.
oblivious to the EMPTY SPACE BEHIND HIM
and blocking everyone's way.
im pretty sure one auntie wanted to smack him upside down.
So, dont spam traffic buttons and move toward the center of the train.
singapore is a fine city
Yes, Typical Singaporeans.
Constant die-hard habits that plaques almost every citizen of this
So i was crossing the road on my way home,
and the traffic light near my house is a bugger,
it takes eons to turn green,
and that made jaywalking the 2nd most popular sport near my estate,
second to only suicide.
So as i was saying, a bugger traffic light
which takes eons to flash green.
What to do besides waiting?
One, Wait
Two, Jaywalk
or Three,
BE A FREAKING PRICK THAT KEEPS HAMMERING THE FREAKING BUTTON.
And yes on my way back,
there was this lady who tries out option 3
being a bloody prick that she is,
she keeps hitting the button
like she's playing 'hyper bash bash'
SIDEWAYS.
and a very pro one at that.
Gosh, like come on
the button does not sense urgency so chill the f**k up.
2nd Case:
Ever take the MRT during the morning rush?
Im sure many have.
And also many have failed to get in the train
as there is "seemingly" no space.
Well yeah, i thought so too,
and when i decided to wait for the next train
the current one past me by
with like hardly anyone in the center of the train!!
Singaporeans love to crowd at the doors,
why?
because they want to be
'One People, One Nation, One Singapore'?
HELL NO!
Because it is easier for them to get off,
like move the F**K in LAH!
I saw a guy standing at the door
reading his superman graphic novel.
oblivious to the EMPTY SPACE BEHIND HIM
and blocking everyone's way.
im pretty sure one auntie wanted to smack him upside down.
So, dont spam traffic buttons and move toward the center of the train.
singapore is a fine city